nce upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?"The princess said "Hell no" and the prince lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles and f*cked skinny big-titted broadsand hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer,and Captain Morgan....The prince never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimonyand ate p*ssies and ass-f*cked cheerleaders and kept his houseand guns and never got cheated on while he was at workand all his friends and family thought he was f*cking cool as helland he had tons of money in the bankand he never read books because he was sexy as all getand there just wasn't time for any of thatand in the end, he left the toilet seat up.His name was George ClooneyThe End.See...fairy tales aren't just for women and kids. Men have them too. Have a great weekend.
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