The princess said "Hell no" and the prince lived happily ever after.
He rode motorcycles and f*cked skinny big-titted broads
and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars
and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer,
and Captain Morgan....
The prince never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony
and ate p*ssies and ass-f*cked cheerleaders and kept his house
and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work
and all his friends and family thought he was f*cking cool as hell
and he had tons of money in the bank
and he never read books because he was sexy as all get
and there just wasn't time for any of that
and in the end, he left the toilet seat up.
His name was George Clooney
See...fairy tales aren't just for women and kids. Men have them too. Have a great weekend.
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